I was an indiscriminate eater of buffet food when I was younger. I'd plow through the line and grab most everything I liked, what looked good to me. These days I can't stomach the thought of grazing at the buffet. It all looks nasty to me. High fat, deep fried, starch-city, warmed over, preservative-drenched mush. Even if I closed my eyes and dove in, I'd regret it throughout the night. My body would rebel, "What in the world have you thrown down here, you numbskull?" Indigestion, tossing and turning, fat-induced coma the next day. Bleary-eyed and stumbling through the work day, I would question my foolish consumption. I have become an old man. "I can't believe what people eat these days."
I was an indiscriminate consumer of television programs when I was younger. I'd watch just about anything, no matter how mind-numbing or senseless. These days I can't tolerate the nonsense that passes for entertainment. It all looks ridiculous to me. Low ball, over hyped, idiot-city, warmed over, commercial-drenched pabulum. Even if I closed my mind and took it in, I'd regret it throughout the night. My soul would rebel, "What in the world have you thrown in here, you fool?" Easily distracted, rambling and wandering, short-attention span waste the next day. Foggy-headed and uncreative through the work day, I would question my foolish consumption. I have become an old man. "I can't believe what people watch these days."
If you've ever visited (or lived) outside the U.S., you know what this feels like. Turn the television on and the whole world is foreign. None of the personalities are recognizable. None of the programs are familiar. That's what it feels like when I flash through television programs these days. It's all foreign to me. No matter how many people rave about "Duck Dynasty," I can't get through two minutes. No matter how many people talk about "Honey Boo Boo," I can't even tolerate the commercials for it. It feels like we're living the apocalyptic scenario predicted by the movie, "Idiocracy."
I've often said to my wife (sounding like an old man), "I honestly don't know anymore. None of this makes any sense to me. Why do people watch this stuff? Have we become a nation of idiots?" She offers a more perceptive take on this ever-increasing mountain of television mush, "I think I know why. People love to make fun of other people. They're not watching 'Honey Boo Boo' because they like it. They're watching it because it feeds this dark place where we enjoy being cruel to others."
Well, that may be true. But, we still have to live with the indigestion that results from the indiscriminate consumption of what is served at the buffet.
So, here's some advice from a curmudgeonly old man, "Watch what you watch, for goodness sake. We are what we eat. (As he turns to the television) are the Cardinals playing tonight?"